IS YOUR WEBSITE COSTING YOU?

Put your web address in the box. We will load your actual site, time it, read it the way Google reads it, and tell you in plain English what is working and what is not. No account, no email, no catch.

We fetch your home page once, the same way a visitor's browser would. Nothing is stored beyond a 15-minute cache, and we never ask for a password — no legitimate website check ever needs one.

WHAT THIS CHECK ACTUALLY DOES

It loads your home page once, from our server, and times it. Then it reads the HTML the same way a search engine would and checks the response headers. That is the whole trick — there is no AI, no database of scores, and nothing is guessed.

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    Real timings

    Time to first byte and full document time, measured on the actual request, not looked up in a table.

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    Read, not scraped

    Title, description, headings, images and structured data — the things Google reads to decide what you are.

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    Live headers

    HTTPS, HSTS, content security policy and framing protection, read straight off your server response.

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    Every claim sourced

    Each finding tells you the number it came from, so you can check it yourself with view-source.

// What This Check Will Never Do
  • We never ask for a login, an FTP password, or access to your hosting — no honest checker needs any of that
  • We do not crawl your whole site, hammer your server, or leave anything behind
  • If your site scores well, the report says so and we do not invent a problem to sell you
  • Results are cached for fifteen minutes so re-checking cannot be used to hammer anybody
tbg@check: ~ ./audit
// one request. that is it.
$ GET https://yourbusiness.com/
 
first byte 0.31s
document done 0.88s
content-encoding absent
viewport meta present
h1 count 0
 
14 checks · nothing stored · nothing changed
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GOT A REPORT FULL OF RED?

Most of what this check finds is a few hours of work, not a rebuild. Send us the address and we will tell you which items are the cheap wins, which ones actually matter for your business, and which ones you can safely ignore — before anybody talks about money.

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